The Sentence that Never Ends

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn

rofl stfu no they aren't there's also the other stuff.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who

rofl pfff. Well i'll admit it.. Most of my posts are OOC *shifts eyes*

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong

rofl well, yes that usually happens when you make book posts

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong underground

rofl gee I dunno if I should be offended or not.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong underground where

rofl idk either

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickels because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong underground where pirogies

rofl well gee, you said it. And *points* THAT'S WHAT I ATE FOR DINNER TODAY.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickels because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong underground where pirogies ate

rofl i wish i knew wtf that is

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickels because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong underground where perogies ate your

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PEROGIES ARE? GASP. I had those for dinner that night rofl They look like THIS. And sorry my spelling of it is all retarded rofl I DUNNO WHICH WAY IT IS BECAUSE PEROGIES KEEPS COMING UP ON FIREFOX AS WRONG.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickels because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong underground where perogies ate your mom

rofl wtf it's pasta. gee, here i was thinking it would be something interesting but noooooooo it's just boring, oddly shaped pasta. way to disappoint me world. rofl.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickels because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong underground where perogies ate your mom was

rofl NO IT'S NOT PASTA. It's like potato filled dumpling-like things. THEY'RE GOOD.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickels because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong underground where perogies ate your mom was WTFing

are you even paying attention to the context of the sentence? that makes no sense, that which you said. rofl. and IT'S PASTA TO MEEEEEEEE

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickels because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong underground where perogies ate your mom was WTFing a

rofl but it's NOTHING LIKE PASTA. SEEEEE?

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickels because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong underground where perogies ate your mom was WTFing a duck

...pasta pockets filled with jam or sometimes meat.

I so pwn.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickels because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong underground where perogies ate your mom was WTFing a duck that

NOT COUNTING THE STUPID HUNGARIAN ONES.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickels because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon spawn who belong underground where perogies ate your mom was WTFing a duck that sat

rofl well i read something about the potato things and the Italian pasta industry around there...