The Sentence that Never Ends

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red

GASP. I BET I KNOW WHAT'S GONNA COME NEXT

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox

(?) rofl idk i was looking at yer siggy.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come

rooofl well I was thinking red water like in salad fingers, but y'know... fox is close enough... rofl.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into


roooooooofl whoops.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your


rooofl well, our minds were coordinated for awhile, anyway.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty

roooofl yes they were

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed

*shifts eyes*

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so

rofl, wtf empty bed? what's that supposed to mean?!

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you

ROFL I like how the word monster is really big. And uhhh.. it means that you're not in it? rofl

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can

rooofl well idk, i thought that word should be BIG

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate

rofl YES. IT SHOULD. Sadly I am much to lazy to make it big... rofl

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds

rofl ahjezebus

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with

rofl this amuses me.

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your

rofl ahgod is that BAD?

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Once there was a wooly cookie sandwich MONSTER which likes tiny monkeys who throw crickets that eat your asshole then shit you on parakeet wings because yo homies met Johnny Cash inside the monastery pits when avocados attacked random dad's pineapples in your little closet of skeletons accompanied by Dodo and Chuck Norris who talked about the lovely mice that fed American cheese after the boat rofl'd with my pet snake named Micheal Jackson with game systems which get turned on by little boys like my pet snake but it likes to nibble on toenails belonging to Dodo and Chucky from that show called Rugrats because they have nice asses and beards the length of a Canadian cockatoo that enjoys vodka when Chuck Norris shat eastereggs that exploded into a rabid Zodo which has a big attitude because he bought a tank that killed many random warthogs that dislike your nose because it's black and hairy with many boogers that stank of Luther's rancid smelling corpse with a cheddar coated jacket because Dieter thought it would spontaneously make bananas just so he could forever eat all Luthers he made from mud puppies that licked rusty nickles because it let the red fox come into your empty bed so you can populate worlds with your demon

rofl well it is that funny. And HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, you have 400 posts. rofl I bet most of those are from here.