LONG OVERDUE INTRO-THING

[AKREE]

MWAHAHAHAHA

Warning: Not suitable for children under 50 years of age. Has extreme randomness, bad grammar and most of it doesn't make sense.

General:
Name:
Akree
Nicknames:
Ak, Kree, Aki, Akers, Acre, Krekre, Kreekree, I eat Children, Lt. Marble Heart, Ire, Ite, Iri, Damien, Dieter, Damien rper person, Admin person, The Admin, Eerka, The Name, Myself, You, Me, We, They, She, He, Dieter rper person, St. Kree, AKREE (yes, if it’s in caps in counts as a nickname), The Thing, It, Whatitsname.
Gender:
FEMALE
Age:
About 128 476 28 945 260 seconds old.
Religion:
Ozsism, we follow the path of the yellow brick road.
Health Problems:
You.
Affiliation:
ZE BATMAN.
Place of Birth:
Hell.
Current Residence:
RoO(?) then again is it s’posed to be in London… decisions, decisions.
Social Class
HIIIIIIIIIGH, I ze tiranic governess dat eats babies and kills traitors with potato stiks

Personality:
Likes:

• Food
  
• Chocolate
  
• Reading
  
• Writing
  
• Drawing
  
• Rping
  
• Violent videogames
  
• Sketchbooks
  
• Eye-Liners
  
• Pens
  
• Pencils
  
• Mechanic Pencils
  
• Books
  
• Pets (DOOOGS & CAAATS FTW)
  
• Dogs
  
• Cats
  
• Irony
  
• Rofl’s
  
• Blood & Guts
  
• THIS IS SPARTA! *kicks epically*
  
• The pit of death
  
• My dog
  
• My millions of cats
  
• Funny comics
  
• Insulting your hideously low IQ
  
• People who reeeeeeaaaad rules
  
• Ice cream
  

Dislikes:

• Hip-hop
  
• Rap
  
• Anything fairly similar to the mentioned above
  
• School
  
• Homework
  
• Evul teachers
  
• Chemistry
  
• Unsavory food
  
• N00bs
  
• Dodo
  
• Monkeeeeys
  
• People who do not read the ruuules
  
• Spammers
  
• Sibliiings
  
• Idiooots
  
• Dumbasseees
  
• Sports
  
• Cursing
  
• Cussing
  
• None-violent videogames
  
• You
  
• Urface
  
• Urmom
  
• Mexiiican foood
  
• The Color Piiiink
  
• Those who lack manneeeers
  
• You
  
• Gravity
  

Favorites:

• Okami
  
• Kingdom Hearts
  
• FF games
  
• Resident Evil
  
• 2 the ranting gryphon
  
• Charlie the Unicorn
  
• X-box 360
  
• The Last Remnants
  
• Ninja Gaiden II
  
• Prince of Persia
  
• Llamas with hats
  
• Eragon (and all the other books)
  
• More books (too many to sayyy)
  
• Tales of Symphonia
  
• Gears of War
  
• Amusing Rambo movies
  
• Horror movies (tooo many)
  
• Terminator
  
• Hit-man
  
• 28 Days Later (or the sequel)
  
• Horton Hears a Who
  
• Balto
  
• Alice in Wonderland
  
• The Land Before Time
  
• Narnia
  
• Harry Potter
  
• Star Wars
  
• Batman
  
• Underworld
  
• And many others
  

Pet Peeves

• Misspelled words
  
• T e x t@!!! T@llKKK 111!!!!!
  
• The heaaaat
  
• The suuun
  
• Wii
  
• Twilight
  
• Gay Sparkly Disco Ball Fairy Vampires
  
• You
  
• Hats people don’t know hot to correctly put on their heads
  
• Gangsta Language
  
• You
  
• Braaaaaaatzzzzzzzz
  
• You
  
• Compulsive buyers (WTF I MEAN HOW THE A#&@^%*&#@* THEY MANAGE IT?!)
  
• THIIIIIIEVES *EYETWITCH*
  

Hobbies:

• Being sarcastic
  
• Reading
  
• Writing
  
• Drawing
  
• Sleeping
  
• Being lazy
  
• Listening to music
  
• Kicking random babies
  
• Being amused
  
• Rofl’ing at the end of every sentence, rofl.
  
• Interweeeeebs
  

Music:

• Too much to mention
  
• Anything that falls under the ‘rock’ category
  
• With the random/gay song added to the mix.
  

Appearance:
Species:
Two-headed ninja mutant dragon.
Hair:
Dark broooown
Eyes:
Blood reeed
General:
I has webbed feet and 20 fingers in each hand. I has two heads that breathe fire and pwn n00bs. I also has tail to strangle victims with. I am only two inches tall, but so obviously pwn n00bs. I can eat an entire sumo wrestler in less than five seconds. I type by hopping from key to key, I move supah fast, for I am THAT awesome. I like cookies. I also happen to have you in my ppl 2 kill list. I suggest you hide.
Clothing:
I dragon, I wear shiny black scales as clothing cause I PWN n00bs. This does not mean I streak.
History:
Birth:
I hatched from a neon blue egg. I had brother and sister and mothers and father but I got hungry so I eated them then buried their bones in my garden to see if I could get mommy, daddy, sister and brother plants but I am still waiting for their bones to spread roots. Something tells me I has been lied to all my life and they will never grow, but no matter I learnt how to take care of myself anyways. The problem with this is that the neighbors didn’t like it so they came during the night and beat me up with potatoes, chips and yams. It hurt and I was sad, so I moved from the house, made a hole in the ground and cried myself to sleep every night because I am allergic to yams. However all was not lost.
Youth:
I went to that Hell called elementary school, it wasn’t so bad. I eated the children (not from my class, of course) and nomed on all the toys, but every kid was mean. The little humans did not like having a two headed dragon in their midst so soon history repeated itself and they threw yams, eggs and mashed potatoes at me. I eated the eggs and mashed potatoes, because everyone knows eggs and mashed potatoes are nummy, but the yams were evil and I had to crawl back to my hole/house and cry myself to sleep. I was young and inexperienced, so I did not know what to do about my current predicament. However during the night an idea suddenly occurred to me. Next day I roasted my classmates and crunched on their bones, but sadly Timmy and Cosmo and Wanda were roasted in the fire as well and now I will never have my own fairy god parents to make true my every wish. Even Spongebob was disappointed in me and attacked me with a none-square sponge, I was sad because I wanted a square one and Patrick was nowhere in sight so I ate my teacher. She tasted like old cheese and fish, it wasn’t very pleasant but when you’re hungry marvelous things happen.
Teens:
After this I gots laptop and books and stuff. I want to be awesome neurosurgeon so I can eat ppls brains, because even though I am a dragon I believe I am half zombie as well, because sometimes in the dark nights a start craving stale bubble gum and we all know what resembles stale bubble gun. A brain. Now, I gots ze laptop and I kill people on the internet, first I only drew with my tablet it was all wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, but not enough AHHHHHH if y’know what I mean. Anyhows, after that I started playing computer games to pass my time (I was still taking school mind you, but it’s boring and unattractive so I’ll only talk about what I did on my free time), then ‘cause computer animated violence didn’t fill the void I started RPing, now written violence was much better. But because I am so awesome I now strife to become the world’s first neurosurgeon two-headed dragon, who pwns n00bs in rping and can lick their elbow. All fair accomplishments and I believe I am still following my path. Of course it was in my teen where Darth Vader and the Joker decided to recruit me into their army, it was fairly awesome but I had my doubts. Would I really come to the dark side like this? Of course then Darth Vader offered me chocolate chip cookies, however I still held strong. Then the Jokey said I could kick random babies and that’s he’d give me chocolate chip cookies and brownies and y’know that’s an offer no one can refuse so I joined. Then I caused mass mayhem, also known as that big ass tsunami that hit somewhere around the “old” world and caused thousands of deaths, but y’know that’s between me and them. No one else so shhhhh.
The Tragic Death:
I have not died yet so I have no idea what you are talking about. However, I heard Chuck Norris is coming here so I suggest you run away unless you want your life to end in a tragic death.