DumDadi Do (Jade)

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The night was a lovely sight to behold. Many would be tucked in bed or soothing children of nightmares. The moon above shone down on the square. Lights danced on and off the water. Fountains jumped with life and pleasantness. Stars twinkled in their reflections as many humans and non walked around. Many were to be snacks later and one was painting. The Vampires seemed to ignore her or watch her draw. Sometimes the female would unknowingly talk to one of them and paint them. That feature alone made them tolerate her enough not to make her lunch tonight.

Her brown hair was pulled back in a braid and her red tank top was splattered in paint. Some people stopped to watch the little Human paint the night sky over Broadgate. Hidden away in the painting was wolves and vampires but always in the shadows. Many times she had to point the reason for her title out of people. Sage wiped the paint that had gotten on her finger on her pants again. Her jeans had rips and stains on them that only she could get there. Gently she faded the faces into the background. Barely noticeable.

Sage looked at her painting and smiled at the half finished work. Could use a little softening around the moon... "Dum Dadi Do dam dam didoodi dam." Softly she sung to her self as she softened some edges in her painting. The canvas notebook was pretty big and still she liked to pack it around, if she couldn't find her sketch book.

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"Watch us dance in the moon lit skies. Watch us as we wreak our havoc among the mortal beings of us. Watch us cease in agony. Watch us as we complete those precious nightmares of yours. Every aching moment. Every single second. We yearn for the night to come. Just so that we may surpass our mortal enemy. We yearn for the night so that we can feast and cease our hunger. Blood lust. It happens to us. Whether be mortal or not. Whether we stand grieving at what we have done. We all have it. There's just no more denying it."

What?!?!?!?! Jade! What are you doing?! I'm suppose to be telling the story, and your suppose to be doing what I want you do do! Not, telling your own goofy fairy tale!

"Shut up!"

Maybe I don't want to. Sorry Readers but this happens quite often actually, and I can't believe its happening now! Jeesh. Jade, you'd get a life if you'd just do what I say!

"Oh fine."

Okay, sorry about that. We're all settled now. . . I hope. Wait Jade, jade? Jade, where are you going!!!!

"Away!!" The male vampire came running through the streets to wherever he was, obviously he didn't feel like looking. He feet took him soaring as he moved forward through the night. So, let's make this short and kinda choppy. He ran around like a total idiot, and is now standing behind miss 'Sage' of course we all know mr. Jade doesn't know her. So, we'll just stick with her for now. To start off with - he's standing behind her watching her paint an oh so lovely painting. His fingers quickly wiggled behind her back, and a sly grin caressed his face.

Jade what are you doing?

He turned his head around in a quick movement to the sounds. A mumble of annoyance and he ignored his motivations and sat down behind the girl. He flicked at a piece of grass that was on her leg before remembering that he hadn't made his presence known.

(Neh, This is the best its gonna get. x.x; I'm so lazy right now.)

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Sage oblivious to the male behind her hid a vampire face in the stars she painted. Very few though because of the lights in the square. Wiping more paint on her pants she watched her painting then looked up to compare the finished part with the real thing. Once she was sure she had the details right she grabbed the pencil, that had been resting on her ear, and started to sketch the bottom right half of her painting. When someone pulled a blade of grass off her pants she lost her concentration and the line she was drawing ended up with several bumps. Erasing it she looked behind her and saw the male. Blinking she looked at her painting and knew it wasn't dry yet.

"Need something?" Turning around, Sage scooted back a bit to put some room between them. For once she was in a calm mood tonight. When ever she painted she was usually set in a calm mood especially if it was at night. Watching him she studied him encase she decided to sketch him later. It would be interesting. Looking behind her she quickly finished the part she was missing on her painting then set aside to concentrate encase this male wanted to have a conversation. Not like she could have an intelligent conversation anyways. Which was why she liked talking to kids better. Which reminded her she had to go to work early in the morning.

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Um Jade? May we all happen to ask why you are combing your hair in the middle of all this? The male looked over to where he thought he heard the voice and balled up a fist and started to yell, "Will you shut up already!" Aye, people already thought he was insane. "I heard that!" No you didn't! "Yes I did!" Jade, the lady is talking to you. "No she ain't. She be painting! Wait," He turned his head and looked up at Sage who was looking at him. She seemed to mention something. "Could you say that again?" He grinned dumbly at her.

Agh. Jade?! What are you doing?! That's not what you say to a girl!

"Um? What do you know about girls, eh?" He blinked relizing he was still facing the female. "Sorry, I hear voices in my head." He giggled, not chuckled, but giggle and scratched the top of his head.

Jade, you dumb idiot. I'm not just a voice in your head, I am your creator!!!

"Ahhhh Its talking to me!!!" He fell over backwards laying there staring at the female. Would she want to talk to him? He was nice and all, but he was making himself look crazy. "I'm not crazy!" Yes, you are. If you are responding to me in the middle of this you are crazy. "Stupid bish, you're the crazy one." Exscuse me! You're making it look like your talking to her, and she hasn't said a word because you won't shut up!

"Well maybe I would shut up if you would just let me do what I want to do!" If I did that Jade you wouldn't be here, and you wouldn't even exist. "Haha, yeahhh right. You wanted me all along. You dream of me at night, I know you do. I've seen it and I've invaded your dreams. I never knew you thought so deeply of me!" Jade, what the hell are you talking about? I've never dreamed about you! "Don't lie!" I'm not lieing! "You liar!"

He pointed upwards that made it look like he was pointing at the female.

(Um? How's this fer size. ;-D I'll get better I promise this! Now you foolish imbecile reply!!!)

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(What if I don't wanna huh? Then who is the imbecile!............Wait that would still be me
Cause I still have to reply sooner or later.)

Sage watched the boy yell at nothing and thought him already insane. Then he asked her what she said which in its self made her believe he escaped a psycho facility. Which was saying alot considering sometimes with her behavior people thought she should be put in one. "I asked if you needed anything?" It was rather apparent that she was thinking him insane. As the male admitted he heard voices in his head she wondered how he escaped the the mad house. Maybe they let him out for good behavior or maybe he had never been in the madhouse to begin with.

The thoughts plagued her head as he continued to talk to himself. Really was it that hard to talk to someone who was sitting in front of you? Well oh well. Sage tended to talk to herself and the kids thought it was funny. Sometimes they would talk to her to see if she was responding to other conversations or the conversation she was holding in her head. Sage had to stifle the laugh when he fell backward. His odd conversation seemed to be whether he was crazy or not. So being very Sage like she watched with the curiosity of a child's. Blinking she listened to him talk to the invisible person about invading dreams and such. It was quite possible Sage actually looked sane compared to him but sometimes her infallible happiness might reach just slightly above his insanity.

So being very sage like she grabbed her paintbrush and dabbed it in several different colors. While watching him she grinned and quickly painted a smiley face on his forehead.

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Finally Jade sat there in silence, that is till the lady painted a smiley face on his forehead. Making his face a light pink, and a very unhappy expression on his real face. Oh no, Jade, don't do this.

"Hey miss, I don't know who you are but I don't like people painting on me! Its rude, and not very polite."

Well obviously.

"Agh, I wasn't talking to you!"

Then don't respond to me.

"Fine! Alright miss," he sat up and pointed his finger at her while grabbing the paintbrush with his other hand, "don't make me yank this from you little girl." Jade, there's no way you'd take it from her, "Watch me!"

Oi vey, yeahhh right I don't get it. Why are you doing this?! Its just a smiley face!

"Don't you understand! You're mad woman, mad I tell you!"

Er? Jade it looks like you're going crazy again.

"I'm not crazy! If you were a real character I would kill you, and eat you for breakfast."

Uh, no you wouldn't.

"Yes I would!"

No you wouldn't.

"Oh Oh you know what! Go screw yourself!"

Ouch, that was harsh.

"Shut up!" At that he stood up and let go of the paintbrush in the process. An angered look upon his face. Typically he wasn't judgmental, but he really didn't enjoy being touched. Then afterwards the stupid voice, aka me, just made his mood even worse. Isn't this just absolutely wonderful.

(OOC: Wahhhhh hahaha, D: I has no muse.)