Post by nereza on Sept 6, 2009 19:02:34 GMT -7
** All blue words are links to pictures.
Lauren
Me,
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST be homophobic.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (I don't care about the starving kids in Africa, if that counts..)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I have BIG Look a kitty!, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Get this one ALL the time.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Haha, Trueee!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I get this 3493095340 times a day.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(JENSEN ACKLES... but I'm not a stalker.)
I'm TALL, so I MUST play basketball.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be hiding a secret from the world.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (LOL true sometimes. :])
^^Stereotypes, if you're blonde. :]
I have a horse. His name is Bandit. I have a dog, his name is Buddy. His a Cheagle. i think that's how you spell it?
I actually have two horses, but the other is "my mom's." My best friend has four and I have two, so we usually say we have 6 horses. Because I take care of and ride hers as well.
Myself,
I may not be white trash, but I represent the rebel flag, baybeee<3 I like big trucks. (each word has different picture.)I like fast cars, too. My mom's truck atm is my truck. It's a 1500 HEMI and yes, it peels out around almost every turn. && for the record, that is my reflection.
& I.
I'm five foot ten inches, yes i'm tall. I have long, long hair. I'm brunette. I play my music loud and I obnoxiously burn out everywhere, leavin' rubber on the road. I told my mom I wanted to be the person you look at in that big, lifted truck and say to yourself "what an idiot." No, I'm just having fun. I live in south Florida. I wouldn't call myself a redneck. I don't have a label; I'm just Lauren.
I have friends. Good friends. My little brother is in Kung Fu, and my two good guy friends are, too. Tamer and Raymond are black belts ^^ It's fun to have them around, one of the few people that don't have trouble picking me up and tossing me around. To them, I'm the ball if their playing catch; I love being picked up. I love jump hugs, and I'm one of the most cuddly people you'll probably ever meet. I excel in English, I'm in one of the highest classes in school for it. I'm loyal, trustworthy, very protective. Me and my cousin have a gift (or curse?): deception. Rarely do I need to use it, I hardly ever. Her on the other hand... hehe. The four people I love most in my life are: my best friend(Autumn), my cousin(Amanda), Courtney(best friend #2) and Danny. I may be cute and cuddly, but say one negative word about them in my presence and I'll strip you of your esophagus. I rant sometimes, but they know I'd die for them at any point. My cousin would be the only person I can tell something to without being hesitant about it. Anything and everything in the world, you name the most embarrassing thing that you could tell someone and I would tell my cousin without being scared of her response. I contradict myself sometimes because my mind runs at a very fast pace. I'm not scatter brained.
Hmmm... Guys suck. They use girls and they will say anything and everything to get in your pants. That's really all they want. I take that back, the majority of them want. I found.. -counts on one hand-... three that this doesn't apply to. The rest of the male population are assholes, unless proven otherwise. Yes, guilty until proven innocent.
Another thing, I love protective people. I surround myself with protective friends. Not to say I hide behind them, but I love people who stand up for me no matter what. I won't hesitate to speak my mind, and I almost always say what's on my mind. When I'm heated, I can explode and say a bunch of things that I really don't mean but I know they will offend/hurt, so I'll say them anyway. I'm tired of writing now. xD I talk a lot, you can ask any of my friends.
I have my own site.
I have myspace.
I have AIM, which is on my profile.
contact me. talk. I give my number out like candy on Halloween.
You know why? My big brother is a Sheriff, and my dad is 6'1 and has a bat. So, come stalk me XD